T-Rex: Back in the day, if you had an enemy, you had to keep tabs on them! What were they saying about you? What were they doing?

T-Rex: Honestly, maintaining even a HANDFUL of enemies could be a full time job!!

T-Rex: But now thanks to the internet, keeping up to date on your enemy's comings and goings is really easy! I can just see what they're doing on social media and interact with them there! DONE. Thanks, enemies!! You played right into my hands!
T-Rex: PS: you still suck real bad, enemies!!

Utahraptor: I guess that IS what social media is for: maintaining relationships, right?
T-Rex: Right!

T-Rex: 20 years ago you couldn't keep all these enemies front-of-mind: you'd forget about them, lose interest, you'd both drift apart, etc. But now I can hate-fav something every week or so and they'll reply "UGH YOU SUCK T-REX" and I'll reply "NO YOU" and then like my own reply. DAMN. That's the sickest burn!!

Off panel: Why don't you just block each other if you hate each other so much?
T-Rex: I JUST SAID WHY: IT'S MORE WORK
T-Rex: GOD I AM THIS CLOSE TO COMMENTING A DIS ON YOU AND THEN LIKING MY OWN COMMENT, UTAHRAPTOR