T-Rex: SPRING: two good weeks do not outweigh months of rain; only season in which frozen dog turds from half a year ago shyly reveal themselves in the melt; 2/5 stars.
T-Rex: WINTER: often too cold or not cold enough; often overstays its welcome; 2/5 stars!
T-Rex: SUMMER: the season in which simply going outside can give you a radiation burn causing your skin to turn red and peel off; swimming is fun but if you do it too much you either prune up or drown; sometimes TOO hot no matter WHAT you do; 3/5 stars.
T-Rex: FALL: short and sweet!
Utahraptor: Best season for jackets!!
T-Rex: Peak apple cider season!
T-Rex: Cronching fallen leaves underfoot: always a pleasure!
Utahraptor: Trees become beautiful and then appear dead, which is its OWN form of goth-adjacent beauty??
T-Rex and Utahraptor: SPOOKUMS SEASON: 5/5 STARS!!
T-Rex: SEASONS AROUND THE EQUATOR: they're all basically the same and life is an uninterrupted endless summer: a blur that passes as if in a short, inconsequential dream destined never to be remembered by morning's light.
T-Rex: 3/5 stars
