Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: No, this is not a science question - it's a question about God! Forget you, Professor Science! Today I'M going to...

Sign: ASK PROFESSOR RELIGION

T-Rex: Our first letter comes from me! I write, Dear Prof, if the fastest anything can travel is the speed of light - WHICH IS A SCIENCE FACT - and if God has a whole universe to watch so he's not always near Earth, then that means our prayers could take MILLIONS and MILLIONS of years to reach him! So what the heck!!

Utahraptor: That's not really a question.
T-Rex: FINE. So what the heck, question mark??

Utahraptor: Any God must have a light-speed exception, right? Otherwise he gets dusty ol' prayers from trilobites and sends - what do trilobites want?
T-Rex: They're marine animals, so - more water??
Utahraptor: - and sends a huge flood, say, some 65 MILLION years from now! What are the odds of that??

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