T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was both the world's greatest detective AND the world's most famous person named "Sherlock", sighed.
T-Rex: Watson was late again!
T-Rex: "Sorry I'm late," said Watson - who was also the world's most famous person named "Watson" - as he arrived. He explained that he was held up by their fans, seeing as both he and Sherlock worked in the same building, which made it easy to stalk them.
Dromiceiomimus: "If only I had a less famous boss," he said, "or you had a less famous sidekick".
T-Rex: "Indeed," said Sherlock!
Utahraptor: But then, Moriarty arrived!
Utahraptor: "It occurs to me," Moriarty said, "that as the world's most famous person named 'Moriarty', how unlikely it is the three of us would each come to define our name. Perhaps we need each other, much as a hypothetical 'Jokester' might need an equally-hypothetical stern man in a bat costume."
Off panel: Sherlock and Watson had no idea what Moriarty was on about, for the world's most famous person named "Bruce Wayne" had not yet been born! Instead, they punched Moriarty until he stopped doing crimes.
T-Rex: THE END, MORALS HAVE NO PLACE IN CONTEMPORARY ADULT FICTION