T-Rex: We need MORE supernatural creatures. Everyone knows about vampires and zombies and ghosts and zombie ghosts. What we need is something new!
T-Rex: And I'm just the person to supply it!
T-Rex: Okay, so this NEW supernatural creature is like a ghost, but for inanimate objects. So it's a full moon and you hear music and you think "oh hey there's my portable music player I lost a few years back" but then when you reach for it YOUR HAND PASSES RIGHT THROUGH BECAUSE IT'S A GHOST!!
T-Rex: Terrifying.
Utahraptor: Seems pretty derivative of ghosts and not scary at all, actually?
T-Rex: Are you kidding me??
T-Rex: Once inanimate objects can become ghosts, ANYTHING can become ghosts. If a GHOST SUN shows up in the sky, I'm friggin' terrified! It's about to cook everything on Earth, and that's it for life, man! GAME OVER! Ghost suns are an extinction-level event, and there ain't NOTHING we can do!!
Off panel: In theory, couldn't a ghost sun keep us all alive after all OTHER suns have died in the heat death of the universe? Making it, in fact, a REVERSE extinction-level event?
T-Rex: Oh dang!!
T-Rex: Thank you ghost suns for your future service
