T-Rex: When it comes to "things that have happened", most experts agree that a whole bunch of 'em probably happened in history times! Let's learn more about this as we research...

T-Rex: TODAY
T-Rex: IN
T-Rex: HISTORY

T-Rex: So today in history, I was in grade six and this guy borrowed a dollar from me and never paid it back.
Dromiceiomimus: ...That's what happened today in history?
T-Rex: THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IN HISTORY, YES. I DID NOT FORGET.

T-Rex: THE MAN'S NAME WAS "CHRIS 'THE TOT' TATER", WHICH I ALSO DID NOT FORGET.
Utahraptor: Huh!

Utahraptor: Seems like maybe you SHOULD forget this, since you're never going to collect and this debt is CLEARLY making you unhappy.
T-Rex: I wish I COULD, Utahraptor! But I can't just CHOOSE to forget something. Trying to forget it only makes me memorize it more!

Narrator: BUT THEN T-REX REALIZES IF HE IMAGINES IMPORTANT FACTS OWE HIM MONEY, HE'LL NEVER FORGET THEM, AND IT IS THE GREATEST LIFE HACK IN HISTORY!
T-Rex: Why, of COURSE I have my social insurance number memorized! IT OWES ME $2.50.
T-Rex: ...I'll find him