T-Rex: It's time to start caring about the environment! Arguably, it's well past time to start caring about the environment, but as the ol' saying goes: better late than never, right??

T-Rex: It's always better too late than too never!!

T-Rex: And as part of my new and exciting "caring about the environment" regime, I'm going to eat less beef parts - which contribute to global methane levels - and instead eat more chicken parts!
Dromiceiomimus: Crickets require less water AND food per pound of meat than both cows and chickens, making them the more ethical choice for the concerned meat lover.
T-Rex: Oh.

T-Rex: At least I can purchase a brand new fuel-efficient car!
Utahraptor: I mean, you COULD!

Utahraptor: But if you really cared about the environment you'd buy a used car, or better yet, bike everywhere.
T-Rex: Frig, man! Every step I take to improve things, I get criticised for it not being the objectively optimal one! I guess since POBODY'S NERFECT, we shouldn't even TRY??

Narrator: LATER, T-REX GIVES MONEY TO CHARITY:
Off panel: That charity spends too much of its money on admin and salaries.
T-Rex: Dang it!!
T-Rex: WHY is it SO HARD to find a SINGLE pobody who is nerfect, I might ask??