T-Rex: It is 100 years from when you last fell asleep! Just like Rip Van Winkle, you fell asleep and slumbered... FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!! Everyone you knew is probably dead!!

T-Rex: And your body is ruined and unsalvageable!!

T-Rex: While you ARE technically "alive", your muscles have atrophied to the point of non-existence, and your body is so old as to be - and I am speaking objectively here - completely useless. About the only thing your body WAS good at was sleeping, but you're awake now, so you're not even doing THAT right anymore.

Utahraptor: Is all hope lost for me?
T-Rex: Not quite!

T-Rex: There's always the chance that, if you fall asleep AGAIN, you might wake up another hundred years in the future, perhaps in an era in which science has figured out how to make sucky bodies cool and good again.
Utahraptor: I'll take it! Also I open several investments and interest earning bank accounts.

T-Rex: You wake up in 100 years, and everyone you know is DEFINITELY dead! You are, however, rich AND muscley. I can tell you more about your sweet muscles now if you'd like.
Off panel: Oh!
Off panel: Yes please