T-Rex: Writing advice is always "ooh, show don't tell! Show don't tell! Are you telling because we're all pretty sure you should be showing right now!" But I've got one name for you, writing advisors! A little name called...
T-Rex: ...WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE??
T-Rex: See, SHAKESPEARE was all about the telling and not the showing. Here is a writer who would stop all the action in his plays so that a character could LITERALLY TURN TO THE AUDIENCE and tell you their feelings! He called 'em "monologues" and he's KNOWN for them!
Utahraptor: And all the other characters ignore this insane thing that's happening!
T-Rex: RIGHT?!
T-Rex: They just stand around waiting for it to be over, and then they all pretend it didn't happen, and wow you might want to say that sounds like bad writing but you can't because BILL SHAKESPEARE DID IT ALL THE TIME AND WE ALL DECIDED HE'S GREAT FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO!
Narrator: FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Forsooth, I do enjoy the playes of this "William Shakespeare". Shall we decide thusly that he rules forever?
Off panel: Sirrah, I believe we shall
