T-Rex: I just had a great idea! What if instead of going to sleep, instead I just...

T-Rex: ...NEVER WENT TO GO TO SLEEP AGAIN??

Dromiceiomimus: I've seen you sleep before, man!
T-Rex: Yes, but I only did that because I felt sleepy! I've also scratched myself before, but that was only because I felt itchy, and if I hadn't scratched I'm sure I wouldn't have DIED.

Utahraptor: Okay: before you give up sleep, I challenge you to give up scratching instead!
T-Rex: YOU'RE ON.

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Narrator: BUT THEN T-REX's NECK GETS REAL ITCHY:
T-Rex: FINE, I admit it!!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: I am forever constrained within the meat prison of my body whose whims I do not understand but cannot deny ARE YOU SATISFIED