T-Rex: Angola Maldives, my superspy character, was grappling with his hated enemy, Brussels Samoa! Brussels was an equally-capable spy, but he was from a different country that believed in the opposite ideology than Angola's country!

T-Rex: "WHICH OF OUR TWO COUNTRIES HAS THE CORRECT OPINIONS??" grunted Angola!

T-Rex: "I believe it is mine!" said Brussels, as he pulled a knife from his vest and advanced on Angola. "And yet I believe just as sincerely that MY country believes in the correct things!" hissed Angola, as he knocked the knife from Brussels' hand as easily as Brussels knocked the equally-sharp knife from Angola's hand at the same time.

Utahraptor: This sounds like a high-stakes battle for their lives!
T-Rex: Oh, it absolutely is!

T-Rex: Plus, PLUS, it's clearly established that the fight mirrors the fight between their two ideologies, so finally the answer of whose ideas are better can be authoritatively answered via fistfights, which I think we can all agree is what philosophy has been working towards for 2000 years.

Off panel: The winner's Angola, right?
T-Rex: Actually it's Morocco Mali, a new character who pops out of nowhere. He's just like Angola and Brussels, but HE'S got a jetpack and cyber kangaroo legs!
T-Rex: PHILOSOPHY IS FIXED FOREVER, AND YOU'RE WELCOME