T-Rex: Hey! You know what'd be great? If folks stopped being horrible!
T-Rex: Thanks in advance, folks!
T-Rex: I can't wait for this new world of folks, wherein a folk might say "Hmm, should I be horrible today?" and then, INSTEAD of their eyes going wide as they say "yes absolutely", they say "No, I won't!"
T-Rex: I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT.
Utahraptor: Instead of merely not being horrible, does a folk have to be actively good?
T-Rex: That'd be nice!
T-Rex: But it's not a dealbreaker. This is what I have been reduced to, Utahraptor: a world in which my baseline standard for a folk is simply "don't be horrible". THAT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT.
Utahraptor: Here's hopin'!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX WITNESSES A FOLK HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE HORRIBLE, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT, SIMPLY DOES NOTHING:
T-Rex: That's good enough! You're good enough!! YOU MEET MY BASELINE STANDARDS, AND FOR SOME REASON THIS RECENTLY FEELS EXCEPTIONAL!!