T-Rex: One day Danny, who was a ZOMBIE GHOST, decided to -
Off panel: NOPE!
Off panel: Hallowe'en is over, T-Rex!
T-Rex: DROMICEIOMIMUS!
T-Rex: You're throwing your voice much more than usual.
Dromiceiomimus: I'm sorry, but I have to draw the line here. Hallowe'en has been suffering inflation for years, with spooky skeleton decorations now coming out on October FIRST. THAT'S FULLY ONE MONTH EARLY! Current projections put us at CHRISTMAS levels of inflation in under a decade!
Utahraptor: And it's not like Christmas has stopped expanding either!
T-Rex: No?
Utahraptor: T-Rex, there's Christmas stores that are open ALL YEAR ROUND. December's already been lost to the holiday, and November's barely hanging on. These two holidays are on a collision course, and when they meet - well, even our best holiday scientists don't dare predict what will happen.
Off panel: Our less-best holiday scientists, however, are eager to predict they'll merge into a six-month holiday called "DEATHMAS".
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH!!
T-Rex: IS IT TOO EARLY TO SAY THEIR OPINIONS SEEM VERY CORRECT
