T-Rex: Hallowe'en celebrates fright, Valentine's Day celebrates love, and New Year's Day celebrates hope! Not bad, not bad.
T-Rex: However:
T-Rex: I respectfully submit there are way more emotions that we should take entire days off to process!!
T-Rex: Where's the day off to celebrate satisfaction? Trust? AMUSEMENT? Heck, I'd even take a BEMUSEMENT day at this point. And I will point out that fear is usually considered a bad emotion, so holidays celebrating other "bad" feelings like shame, irritation, or VENGEFULNESS should not be off the table!
Utahraptor: What would you do on Vengefulness Day?
T-Rex: SETTLE SCORES, Utahraptor. DUH.
T-Rex: And in this modern era, such a holiday would be EASILY MERCHANDISABLE. Forget cards! I'm talking SWORDS. SPIKEY BALLS ON CHAINS.
Utahraptor: That's called a "flail".
T-Rex: Was that a note of condescension? I'll see YOU on Vengefulness Day, Utahraptor!!
Narrator: BUT IT TURNS OUT EMPATHY DAY IS SCHEDULED FOR THE DAY BEFORE, FORCING T-REX TO ABANDON HIS REVENGE PLANS:
T-Rex: Aw dang it.
T-Rex: Dang these stupid feelings that society and the state have scheduled me to feel
