God: HEY T-REX WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CAKE
T-Rex: Ice cream cake!

God: NOT REALLY SURE THAT COUNTS AS CAKE
T-Rex: Sure it does!

God: IT'S JUST THAT TYPICAL CAKE INGREDIENTS ARE FLOUR SUGAR EGGS BUTTER AND A LEAVENING AGENT
God: I TOOK THAT FROM WIKIPEDIA BY THE WAY
God: INCIDENTALLY I WENT BACK AND ALTERED THE PARAMETERS OF THIS UNIVERSE SO THAT WIKIPEDIA WOULD BE CREATED THEREBY GIVING ME A RELIABLE SOURCE TO REFER TO THE NATURE OF CAKES WITH

T-Rex: Utahraptor, do YOU think ice cream cake counts as cake?
Utahraptor: Sure!

Utahraptor: Is it sweet? Check. Can you eat it with a fork? Check. Then it's cake.
T-Rex: Uh - not sure I agree with that. Pie's not cake.
Utahraptor: Pie is a degenerate case of twice-baked jam cake with dough icing.

God: SO NOBODY'S GONNA COMMENT ON MY ALTERING ALL OF HISTORY JUST TO CREATE WIKIPEDIA HUH
T-Rex: What does God need with an encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
God: I MEAN
God: NOT MUCH ANYMORE