T-Rex: You know what they call a boat you don't buy for a specific purpose?
T-Rex: A pleasure craft!
T-Rex: DELIGHTFUL.
T-Rex: I want this EVERYWHERE. I want dress pants, work pants, and PLEASURE PANTS. Dress socks, work socks, and PLEASURE SOCKS.
Dromiceiomimus: Any non-clothes examples?
T-Rex: Morning toast, evening toast, and PLEASURE TOAST.
Dromiceiomimus: I must admit - that's pretty compelling.
Utahraptor: But if everything not specifically reserved for something else is pleasure, doesn't that diminish pleasure?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I recently started saying "that gentleman" instead of "that guy" or "that bone-in thick cut of bad news". And you know what? EVERYTHING SOUNDS CLASSIER. It's the same for pleasure! There's literally no downsides!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Bone-in thick cut of bad news?
T-Rex: Excuse me, Utahraptor
T-Rex: Could you think a little quieter, please
