T-Rex: Want to be a smarter person? Sure, lots of us do. But how can we be sure we're getting smarter?

T-Rex: How can we measure something as crazy as intelligence?

Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, if you're going to say something as flawed and culturally relative as "an IQ test" I will pick you up and break you over my knee.
T-Rex: I wasn't, but - you can do that?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, I can do that.
T-Rex: I... believe you, I think??

Utahraptor: So what were you going to suggest?
T-Rex: Relative measurement!

T-Rex: It's hard to give everyone a sortable intelligence score, but it's TRIVIAL to make sure you're smarter than you were yesterday: just learn something new! Memorize a new vocabulary word each day and you'll be both smarter AND more well spoken. You TRULY will have achieved a beautiful embrocation.

Off panel: I thought that word meant "to rub an oil or other moist medicine into a diseased part of the body".
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 OMG WHY DOES HE KNOW THAT WORD
T-Rex: ...Yes. Uh, this was a test, and you passed.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 SERIOUSLY THOUGH