Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE IS IMMORTAL:
T-Rex: Ah yes, another day here in the immortal universe! Things certainly are great...
T-Rex: ...and there are DEFINITELY no chilling details that point to something horribly wrong!
T-Rex: For example, you might naively assume that in the immortal universe childbirth is tightly controlled, to avoid overpopulation, leading to a dystopia where children are killed by mobs of jealous adults terrified of a Malthusian collapse.
Dromiceiomimus: But that hasn't happened! For really obvious reasons!
T-Rex: Yes! They're so obvious!
Utahraptor: Remind me again what they are?
T-Rex: Of course!
T-Rex: You see, the one thing that's being forgotten is the fact that -
Utahraptor: Oh wait, nevermind, I remembered! Hah hah! The ol' brain goes a bit with time, here in the immortal universe!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Before anyone worries, Utahraptor's not referring to degenerate neurological diseases, which don't exist here. Phew, am I right?
T-Rex: I am right.
T-Rex: I have had a thousand lifetimes to become right.
Narrator: THE END
