Narrator: T-REX HAS EATEN TOO MUCH ICE CREAM.
T-Rex: Dang, I really gotta stop this. I've got a problem. As of RIGHT NOW, NO MORE ICE CREA--
Narrator: YEAH, HE JUST ATE SOME MORE.
T-Rex: Dang it!
Narrator: HE KEEPS EATING ICE CREAM.
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, what do I do? The new ice cream store sells ice cream for cheaper than I can buy the ingredients at, which makes it the most efficient spending of my dessert dollar!
Dromiceiomimus: This is why obesity is more common among poorer people, T-Rex: it's cheaper to eat poorly than it is to eat well!
T-Rex: So what do I do? Am I doomed??
Utahraptor: Not yet!
Utahraptor: There's always aversion, right? The old "dad caught me smoking a cig and made me smoke the whole pack" trick.
T-Rex: Has that ever worked? Smoking is an addiction, and mainlining an addictive substance doesn't seem to be what I'd call "an effective and peer reviewed cure".
T-Rex: THAT SAID, I will absolutely overdose on ice cream to see if it helps.
Off panel: No, you're right, it's not gonna help.
T-Rex: No no, let's not be too hasty, they do home delivery and I've already ordered 50 things of ice cream on my phone