T-Rex: Wikipedia is too big! There's like, over 4000 words in it!

T-Rex: It's actually way over 4000 words, if we're being completely honest with each other!!

T-Rex: We're talking MILLIONS OF WORDS. And it's like, hello, who has time to read a million words? NOT NOBODY. If Wikipedia ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE READ, it needs to be condensed. LEARNABLE. And now it's done! Yes, Wikipedia is no longer something you can get lost in (WHICH IS A BAD THING, BEING LOST IS BAD). Instead, it's something you can read and say "That was okay, I guess!!"

Utahraptor: You vandalized Wikipedia??
T-Rex: NO, I didn't "VANDALIZE WIKIPEDIA". Gosh.

T-Rex: I started my OWN Wikipedia, called "ONLY THE GOOD STUFF...IPEDIA" that's got just the solid gold hits. How heavy is the whole universe? What does a naked dinosaur look like? That and literally DOZENS of other questions are answered in convenient, superficial detail!

Website: WELCOME TO...
Website: ONLY THE GOOD STUFF...IPEDIA.
Website: YOU HAVE SEARCHED FOR: "what does a naked dinosaur look like"
Website: FRIENDO, FEAST YOUR EYES