Narrator: DOG COMICS
Narrator: (READ THIS COMIC ALOUD TO YOUR DOG TO CREATE MAXIMUM DOG COMIC ENJOYMENT)

T-Rex: Who is a good dog? Is it you? Is it YOU?

T-Rex: Treat? TREAT?? Are you a good dog who wants a treat?? [Feed the dog a treat.]
Dromiceiomimus: Gentle. Gentle. Good dog. [Rub the dog's belly.]
T-Rex: There's a good dog! Aww, there's the best dog in the world.

T-Rex: Do you want to go for a walk?
Utahraptor: Make a poop? Are you gonna make a poop?

T-Rex and Utahraptor: [Allow the dog to produce a poop. Dispose of it in a plastic bag.] There's a good dog. Look at this ball! Look at this ball! [Throw a ball for the dog.]
Narrator: THIS CONCLUDES COMICS FOR DOGS

Narrator: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DOG AVAILABLE WHEN READING THIS COMIC, YOU MAY EASILY SUBSTITUTE A HUMAN BABY
Narrator: THE END