T-Rex: Cook bacon, eat.
T-Rex: Cook eggs, eat.
T-Rex: Heat bread until it's toast; enjoy.

Narrator: EASY RECIPES FOR BACHELORS:
Narrator: BACON AND EGGS WITH TOAST

T-Rex: There you go, bachelors: a recipe, a LITERAL RECIPE, for bacon and eggs with toast. If you're not sure how to cook a bacon, put a raw bacon on a hot frying pan for a while. This produces a cooked bacon.
T-Rex: Enjoy your life choices, bachelors!!

Utahraptor: Oh my GOSH, T-Rex, this is embarrassing. WATCH AND LEARN.
T-Rex: Huh?

Utahraptor: Bachelors: use a cup to make circles from sliced bread, and press those in a greased muffin tray, lined on the outside with cooked bacon. Add some shredded cheese to the cup, a drop of hot sauce, crack an egg into it, and cook at 400 Fahrenheit for about 15 minutes. BAM. Bacon 'n Egg Toastycups.

Off panel: T-Rex's recipe may be easier, bachelors, but mine's better, and you're worth it. Practice self-care, and don't take cooking advice from a guy who says "cook a bacon".
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Damn
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Sassing my recipe AND my idiolect??