Narrator: NERDS:
T-Rex: The 2000kcal recommended diet includes 6μg daily of cobalamine vitamin B12; a serving of our cereal meets 23% of that standard, which rises to 33% when 250ml of skimmed milk is added.
Narrator: HOW TO ADVERTISE CEREAL
Narrator: SEXY:
Dromiceiomimus: Your man woke up hungry? NOT A PROBLEM. Just grab our cereal and watch him swallow what he craves: a nonhomogeneous slurry of room-temperature cereal and animal lactates.
T-Rex: ...You find that sexy?
Dromiceiomimus: ...You DON'T?
Narrator: EXISTENTIALIST:
T-Rex: Life feeds on life.
Utahraptor: We've done the reaping for you™.
Narrator: LIFESTYLE:
Utahraptor: Look at this celebrity you love eating our cereal! They seem pretty put-together, right? Their problems are better than your problems. They never cry in the shower.
T-Rex: Maybe it's the cereal.
Narrator: ESSENTIALIST:
T-Rex: You have to eat food or you'll die. If you eat this food, then you won't die from not eating a food, at least for a little while.
Off panel: SOLD
