T-Rex: I have to say it? You're really going to make me say it?
T-Rex: Because I'll say it!!
T-Rex: EVERYONE, we are producing WAY too much culture!
T-Rex: We all know nobody can read all the books being printed. Throw on top of that all movies, websites, people posting on social media, and it's like - who are y'all producing all this culture for? Seriously. Who?
T-Rex: It's not me! I'm not reading all y'alls Twitter!!
T-Rex: I'M JUST SCROLLING ON BY
Utahraptor: You know how peeps used to study medieval history and then they'd be an expert on medieval history?
T-Rex: Sure!
Utahraptor: Well THAT worked because we forgot most of what happened then! But with everything recorded forever now (THANKS, FACEBOOK AND THE NSA) we have enough data for expertise in SINGLE DAYS. Questions about October 26th 2015 will be answered by the dude with a PhD in Applied and Theoretical October 26th 2015 Studies!
T-Rex: ...I guess I'd better make today count then, huh? I wouldn't want to let down that future scholar! Or Facebook. Or the NSA.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: It's nice to be loved
