T-Rex: MAN people have been debating this for way too long. So let's solve this once and for all!
T-Rex: Hey everyone! What's the best song??
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, which genre are we talking about here?
T-Rex: ALL GENRES. Let's come up with the song that is OBJECTIVELY BEST across ALL TIMELINES. None of the standard "this succeeds as a classical aria but largely fails as a dubstep anthem". BEST EVER.
Dromiceiomimus: Why not just ask what the best "art" is?
T-Rex: WHY NOT? Who indeed made an art that is the best??
Utahraptor: How are we judging these disparate forms of art?
T-Rex: Uh, OBJECTIVE CRITERIA OF GREATNESS??
T-Rex: And you're about to say that there ARE no objective criteria for art, but you're forgetting that's a baby answer you give to babies. If art can be objectively bad, it can be objectively good. Are you prepared to say art can't be bad?
Utahraptor: YES. As Shakespeare said, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Behold, my art! I wrote "art" on a blank canvas and glued some screenshots of my favourite emoji around it!! My pal Utahraptor likes it!!
Off panel: I like it too!
T-Rex: YOU ARE WRONG
T-Rex: BUT ALSO VERY FLATTERING AND WE SHOULD GET DRINKS AFTER THIS
