God: HEY T-REX WHAT'S THE AWESOMEST THING YOU CAN IMAGINE
T-Rex: Batman!
T-Rex: No wait, Batman riding a pterodactyl!
T-Rex: No wait, Batman riding a pterodactyl, and the pterodactyl has eyes that shoot lasers!
T-Rex: NO WAIT, Batman riding a pterodactyl, and the pterodactyl has laser eyes and... hands that reverse entropy?
Dromiceiomimus: NO WAIT! Batman, pterodactyl, laser eyes on BOTH, entropy-reversing hands AND the ability to control all energy at the micro and macro levels.
Utahraptor: That, PLUS time travel!
T-Rex: Plus, PLUS, alternate universe sliding!
Utahraptor: PLUS all the powers Magneto has, INCLUDING the electricity-mastering powers he should ALREADY HAVE if he controls magnetism.
T-Rex: I know, right?? Has nobody told him? THEY'RE THE SAME FUNDAMENTAL FORCE. Though, to be fair, I can kinda see why nobody's told him.
God: ANYWAY YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE DESCRIBING ME RIGHT
T-Rex: Dude, I have seen zero paintings where you have laser eyes!
God: LASERS ARE INVISIBLE IF THERE'S NO DUST IN THE AIR TO REFLECT THEM
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Whooooaaahh
