Narrator: 〚dark red〛 the DINOSAUR at the end of this comic
Narrator: 〚dark blue〛 starring lovable, scaly old 〚green〛 T-REX
T-Rex: Hello, everybodee!
T-Rex: This is a very dull panel. What is on the next panel?

T-Rex: 〚red〛 WHAT DID THAT SAY? 〚end red〛 Did that say there will be a dinosaur at the end of this comic?

T-Rex: It did? Oh, I am so scared of dinosaurs!!
T-Rex: Listen, I have an idea. If you do not read 〚dark red〛any panels〚end dark red〛, we will never get to the end of this comic.
T-Rex: And that is good, because there is a 〚dark red〛 dinosaur 〚end dark red〛 at the end of this comic.
T-Rex: 〚small〛 so please do not read the next panel.

Utahraptor: 〚dark red〛 THEY READ THE PANEL!
T-Rex: Maybe you do not understand! You do not know what you are 〚dark red〛 doing 〚end dark red〛 to me!

T-Rex: I, T-Rex, am 〚dark red〛 begging 〚end dark red〛 you not to read the next panel!
Utahraptor: The next panel is the 〚underline〛 end 〚end underline〛 of this comic, and there is a 〚dark red〛 DINOSAUR 〚end dark red〛 at the end of this comic!
T-Rex: 〚'SCARED' is dark red, all 'PLEASE' are dark blue〛 Oh, I am so 〚dark red〛 SCARED! 〚end dark red〛 Please do not read the next panel. 〚dark blue〛 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

T-Rex: Well, look at that! This is the end of the comic, and the only one here is 〚dark blue〛 ME!
T-Rex: I, lovable, scaly old 〚green〛 T-Rex 〚end green〛 am the dinosaur at the end of this comic!
T-Rex: And you were so scared! I 〚underline〛 told 〚end underline〛 you and 〚underline〛 told 〚end underline〛 you there was nothing to be afraid of!