T-Rex: We have many weapons at our disposal, and yet, our one great endeavour - our one great obsession - is not yet weaponized.
T-Rex: I speak, of course, of love!
T-Rex: And yet it's so easy to weaponize it! We recruit our most flabbergastingly attractive hotties and send them to whatever nations we don't like anymore. They meet the leaders there and make them fall for 'em! DONE.
Dromiceiomimus: ...Isn't there a danger our nation's hotties would also fall for them, thereby ruining our plan?
T-Rex: NOPE! Because the hotties already got sweeties at home. Like, life-partner level.
Utahraptor: Then how can our hotties convincingly fake falling in love with world leaders?
T-Rex: EASY. They don't fake it!
T-Rex: They're POLYAMOROUS hotties, baby. Our poly spies make the monogamous leaders fall for 'em, then dump 'em before major events so they're all upset and sad and can't focus. Oh wow, THANK YOU, polyamorous hotties! YOU AND YOUR SLAMMIN' BODS AND BANGIN' PERSONALITIES HAVE SAVED THE FREE WORLD.
Off panel: Okay but, like, what if a world leader is poly too?
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: THEN MAY GOD HELP US ALL
