God: T-REX I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
T-Rex: ...Go on.
God: I AM GOING TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS

God: AND WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AT IDIOM
T-Rex: Ah, that's totally salty!

God: NO THAT'S TOTALLY SWEET AND I CAN SEE WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO
T-Rex: Maybe I'm not BAD at idiom, dude! Maybe I'm GREAT at it. MAYBE rather than parroting old phrases, I push them in new directions, boldly evolving them into newer, greater forms. Maybe I'm the greatest linguistic mind of our generation, and maybe that's TOTALLY SALTY.

Utahraptor: Maybe "totally salty" is an obvious derivative of "totally sweet"!
T-Rex: MAYBE.

T-Rex: But maybe I know my new phrases must serve a world that hates and fears them, so they have to take baby steps towards acceptance. First it's "totally salty", then "So Salt", then "SS, but not in, like, the Hitler sense".

Off panel: ...Maybe you ARE bad at idiom.
T-Rex: YEAH MAYBE