T-Rex: Hello! You've been fired from every job you ever had, unless you avoided it by quitting first!
Narrator: AN INSPIRATIONAL COMIC
Dromiceiomimus: ...Those are the only two ways to exit a job, T-Rex. Even if the company goes under, they're still letting you go.
T-Rex: Hey, you ever notice how every relationship you'll ever have will end in a breakup, and the only way to avoid it is by someone in it dying before that can happen?
Dromiceiomimus: ...Again, those ARE the two ways for relationships to end.
Utahraptor: I thought this was supposed to be inspirational!
T-Rex: Are you not inspired??
T-Rex: Okay, here's something: everyone who ever pissed you off is now already dead or going to die, and a lot of those deaths are gonna look just like "natural causes" to the cops.
Utahraptor: Whoah. I'm pretty relentless.
T-Rex: Heck yeah!
T-Rex: We are both unstoppable forces of persistent, always-on, universal revenge! And this unstoppable force of universal revenge is gonna go get himself the last ice cream sammich in the freezer.
T-Rex: UM, I RECOMMEND YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY??
