T-Rex: Hello and welcome to Spider-Fan, the #1 talk show for fans of Spider-Man.
T-Rex: As we all know, Spider-Man is a fake man who does not exist!
T-Rex: But we, as a people, write stories about him anyway. We want so badly to hear stories about this fake guy that we pay people to make up tales about him (this is called "lying"), and then draw pictures of their lies so we can see them easily.
T-Rex: This is called "comics".
Utahraptor: Question: is it true that Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can?
T-Rex: Nope! Next question.
Utahraptor: Question: what things can a spider do that Spider-Man can't?
T-Rex: Have a passive breathing system that supports respiration without actively moving air around.
Off panel: Question: couldn't all this talk about Spider-Man being a fake idea be trivially applied to Batman as well?
T-Rex: NO; THIS RECORDING OF SPIDER-FAN IS NOW OVER; THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS
