God: T-REX IF YOU WERE TO DIE SOON
God: LIKE SAY
God: TOMORROW
God: WHAT WOULD THERE BE ON YOUR BUCKET LIST
T-Rex: Top of my bucket list is to die without ever using the phrase "bucket list", so thanks for ruining that one for me. But next would be to get thrown out of a place!
Dromiceiomimus: It's not hard to get kicked out of somewhere, T-Rex!
T-Rex: No. No, I said THROWN out.
Utahraptor: Like in cartoons? Held up by your belt and shirt collar?
T-Rex: EXACTLY.
T-Rex: And then I land in a pile of trash with a banana peel on my head. And I exhale, and the banana peel over my face lifts up a bit. Then it flops down again.
Utahraptor: Wow.
T-Rex: I know! Doesn't that sound nice?
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: I think that sounds real nice.
T-Rex: Some men climb mountains, while others split atoms like the gods themselves. All I want to do is get a shopkeep with strong upper body strength to object to my continued presence.
Off panel: And yet you haven't even done that yet.
T-Rex: AW MAN, WHAT THE HELL