God: T-REX DO YOU WANT TO HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF SUPERMAN
T-Rex: Hah! Nooooo thanks!
T-Rex: I already know how it is!
T-Rex: TERRIFYINGLY AWFUL.
T-Rex: Great, you're so fast and so strong that you alone are capable of preventing - anything! EVERYTHING. And great, your senses are acute enough that you're super-aware, too! Which means that when something bad happens WORLDWIDE, you know about it and you know only you can stop it. Is that mugging worth flying around the world for? What about that murder? Which simultaneous murder on opposite sides of the planet is more important, Superman??
Utahraptor: Well, at some point the man has to make a choice!
T-Rex: Sure!
T-Rex: And in the face of those awful and constant and endless life-or-death ethical decisions, what does he do? HOLD DOWN A JOB, and FLIRT WITH HIS COWORKER. Oh sorry, person being stabbed in the face! Superman's on a date with a human woman right now! He thinks that's more important.
God: BUT T-REX YOU GET TO FLY IN SPACE WHERE THERE'S NO SOUND
T-Rex: Oh geez I forgot that part!
T-Rex: Okay, yeah, sign me UP brotimes!!
