T-Rex: Hi! I'm a guy who ignores the cashier while loudly talking on my cell phone!

T-Rex: Make me an enemy in a video game and you'll sell a million copies!

T-Rex: Use me as an illustration in your children's story called "The Dude Who Never Listened To His Parents And Grew Up To Be Someone Who, Even When Meeting A Grocery Store Full Of Complete Strangers, Would Instantly Be Despised By Them, And Those Strangers Would All Be Totally Right In Doing So!"
T-Rex: Please! I'm gagging for it!!

Utahraptor: Hi! I'm a guy riding his bike with his poor dog trailing behind it, TIED TO A CHOKE CHAIN.
T-Rex: Hey! We're both jerks!!

T-Rex: Oh my god, do you think we know each other?
Utahraptor: Probably! Probably all the jerks in the world hang out in a big house, you know?
T-Rex: Yes! Filled floor to ceiling with jerks, each of them saving all their toots for the elevators!!

T-Rex: LET'S BURN IT TO THE GROUND

May 8th, 2012:

NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK, AND IT FEATURES AN INTRODUCTION BY MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER, MS. JANET COVER

Plus, plus! CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING SHIRT:

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One year ago today: let's ignore the difference between geological, magnetic, geomagnetic, instantaneous and political north poles and focus instead on the homey sign in t-rex's kitchen: "not necessarily tacos, but tacos if necessary"

– Ryan