T-Rex: Pi goes on with a bunch of crazy numbers forever! You can start counting the digits of pi and never stop, and DIE, and your last words will be "Man I should've taken breaks for eating and poops!!"
T-Rex: Therefore, inside pi is contained every discovery AND every work of art!
T-Rex: Even a program that emulates your brain perfectly is in pi: if it can be represented as numbers, it's there! And this means we can use pi as a DATA TRANSMISSION DEVICE: all I need to send you the start digit and end digit, and the numbers between are my message! Kapow!
T-Rex: Unlimited data transmission with only TWO NUMBERS, baby!
Utahraptor: But those two numbers would probably be larger than your data!
T-Rex: MAYBE.
Utahraptor: Almost certainly! Plus it could EASILY take you longer than the sun will survive to find the data you want, especially for complicated messages! You know how far you'd have to look to find just e=mc² encoded into pi?
T-Rex: Let me stop you right there and say this: brotimes, I AM ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I checked the first 9 million digits and e=mc² isn't there! However, "LOL" shows up 2,482,128 digits in. As the first to discover this amazing fact, let these be my words on the matter, recorded here FOR ALL TIME:
T-Rex: Dudes, I think the universe is LOLLING at us
