God: T-REX WHY DON'T YOU RATE ALL YOUR FRIENDS FROM BEST TO WORST
T-Rex: That sounds like a recipe for social disaster!
God: AND INCLUDE ME ON THE LIST
God: GOD

God: THE DUDE WHO INVENTED EVERYTHING™
T-Rex: Maaan!

T-Rex: You're totally assuming that there's one ranking that captures an entire friendship! The rating would be different if I'm going by helpfulness in an underwater adventure or by usefulness in a situation in which claws are needed!
God: OKAY THAT'S NICE BUT I'M KINDA GOD OVER HERE AND IF I NEED CLAWS I CAN GROW THEM
God: AS SO
God: *SNIKT*

God: I'VE GOT WOLVERINE CLAWS LIKE FROM THE COMIC WOLVERINE
T-Rex: Aw geez!
Utahraptor: What's up?

T-Rex: God gave himself Wolverine claws. But I can't imagine what possible use they'd have for a divine being!
Utahraptor: Well, if you had god powers, wouldn't YOU use them to get Wolverine claws?
T-Rex: Obvs, but I kinda thought that was the reason why I didn't have god powers!

God: I'M THE BEST THERE IS AT WHAT I DO T-REX
God: AND WHAT I DO SURPASSES ALL MORTAL UNDERSTANDING
T-Rex: Maaaaaaaan