T-Rex: It's Wednesday! Come with me on a JOURNEY OF EDUCATION as we learn how movies are made!!
T-Rex: Movies are made by film cameras and other advanced technology!
T-Rex: With the right technology, a robot can be programmed to point a video camera at other robots doing something interesting, and a computer program can be designed to automatically choose the most interesting shots and cut them up into a major motion picture, exploding onto the screens at a cinema near you!!
T-Rex: And THAT'S how movies are made!
Utahraptor: Funny, I thought directors and actors were usually involved!
T-Rex: Why?
T-Rex: Why involve FALLIBLE TALKING MEAT when we have robots, programmed to be infallible, also not to be meat?
Utahraptor: I guess PROBABLY because we don't have such robots.
T-Rex: Hey, here's an INCREDIBLE fact: go on any set, yell "Robots, ENGAGE OMEGA DIRECTIVE ALPHA!", and the director will love you for life!!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Here's a credible fact: I have never been near a movie set in my life