T-Rex: "Amelia and Antonio Tony decided to no longer have sex! This was some pretty exceptional character development. They both said the next few days were going to be intense. They said this during their now-copious free time."
T-Rex: "'Copious sounds like copulation', ejaculated Antonio!"
T-Rex: "It was a stupid observation to make. Plus, using 'ejaculated' to mean 'said suddenly' went out of style with corsets and growing your own pigs and four-digit years that start with '18'".
Dromiceiomimus: But Antonio didn't say that, you did. The narrator used "ejaculated".
T-Rex: "Nobody listen to Dromiceiomimus!"
Utahraptor: So... this is a - collaborative story?
T-Rex: "said Utahraptor, understanding dawning like a real dawn does."
Utahraptor: Okay. Antonio flicked his cigarette into the fireplace and glared back at the cop. "Amelia can't be dead. I saw her this morning."
T-Rex: "'Yep, she's not dead!' said the cop. 'I guess I forgot that when I said she was dead before.'"
Utahraptor: Tony felt the cold steel of the gun in his pocket.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: "Antonio Tony remembered he didn't murder anyone!"
Off panel: Then he remembered that he did! BLOOD GOT EVERYWHERE
T-Rex: "Suddenly this was all a dream and everyone was sexual again, THE END."
T-Rex: ...That's not a bad ending; I gotta say.
