T-Rex: Today is Thanksgiving Day!
Narrator: THANKSGIVING DAY COMICS
T-Rex: I'm excited! I always look forward to all the food you get to eat during Thanksgiving!
T-Rex: My favourite is mashed potatoes! I've left extra room in my stomach for mashed potatoes!
Dromiceiomimus: But, T-Rex, Thanksgiving was -
T-Rex: Sorry to interrupt, but I must be on my way! I'm having dinner with the Utahraptor!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, where the hell were you?
T-Rex: Huh? What do you mean?
Utahraptor: I cooked all day and you didn't even show up!
T-Rex: But - that dinner's tonight!
Utahraptor: No! You always have the big meal the night BEFORE Thanksgiving Day!
Utahraptor: You missed out!
T-Rex: Aww boo!
T-Rex: This time, I've disappointed even myself!