Narrator: THINGS I'VE READ ON THE INTERNET COMICS
Narrator: also featuring: mild anti-vegetarian sentiment
T-Rex: I once read how to make bombs!
Dromiceiomimus: I once read how to hypnotize anyone!
Utahraptor: I once read how to make a really good salad!
T-Rex: That's it? The whole Internet and you look up salads?
Utahraptor: You don't understand! It's a really good salad!
T-Rex: Is it meat salad?
T-Rex: Because if not then I doubt it would be a very good salad!
