Image description: The comic has classy old-timey greyscale images of animals, mostly antropomorphic. The comic looks like two templates stacked, but actually the panels don't follow the standard template.
Narrator: MR. TUSKS HAS BEEN MADE MAYOR OF TINY TOWNE!
Mr. Tusks: As Vice Mayor, it is my privilege to assume office when the mayer is out of towne on municipal business!
Mr. Tusks: As she is TODAY
Mr. Tusks: I am a LITTLE excited!
Narrator: LONG-HELD POLITICAL ASPERATIONS COMICS
Comptroller Whiskers: Everything is ready for Mayor Tusks!
Mr. Tusks: Capital! Capital!
Mr. Tusks: Now listen up, Comptroller Whiskers! With my first taste of mayoral power I intend to enact many sweeping reforms. I trust you will support my radical agenda?
Mr. Tusks: The Mr. Tusks Administration will be known for its fairness but also its brutality.
Mr. Tusks: Our population consisting exclusively of pygmy wild animals is in danger of becoming unsustainable. Therefore I must impose a tax based inversely on weight. The heavier an animal, the less the tax.
Mr. Tusks: Since I, an elephant, am the heaviest on the island, I will be the standard of measurement at zero tax.
Off panel: Order the lions to begin rounding up all lightweight citizens. I want the tax to be confiscated directly from their bank accounts so they can't weasel out of their obligations.
〚Comptroller Whiskers looks in the opposite direction than the source of voice〛
Off panel: WHAT IS SO INTERESTING OVER THERE
Comptroller Whiskers: Col. Tusks (Ret.)!
Col. Tusks: What in tarnation is happening here? Get out! I have a lot of work to do today!
Col. Tusks: Mr. Tusks, in the absence of the mayor, the DEPUTY MAYOR is next in line. The Vice Mayor comes after THAT.
Mr. Tusks: I did not know that.
Mr. Tusks: W-will you be leaving towne any time soon?
Col. Tusks: No.
Morris: oh gee gosh mr. tusks you must have felt super duper embarrassed i mean with all the confusion over the mayorship and what-all i mean i would just have no idea what to do or say in that incredibly politically awkward situation
Mr. Tusks: Morris, you are...
Mr. Tusks: You are much more disgusting up close
