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Heading: Paleontology Phunnies Dept.
MAD writers: Once in a long while we come across a comic strip that is so mind-bogglingly bad, we can't help but wonder why it isn't already extinct! It's time for a MAD look at...
Heading: DINOSNORE COMICS
T-Rex: It's a good thing I've come up with some things to talk about today! Otherwise, I could lose my job!
T-Rex: Hello Dromiceiolongname! People call me the T-Blech!
Dromiceiomimus: Because you're the king of dinosaurs?
T-Rex: No! Because I have such bad breath! How could I ever brush my teeth with these tiny arms?
Utahraptor: Yo yo, T-Blech! Can you help me and my home dinoz stomp out all the humans? If they don't die out soon, we'll lose the survival competition to these upstart primates, dawg!
T-Rex: I'm already on it, Utahrapper! I've been stomping on humans and their houses for months now! Haven't you noticed their population getting smaller?
Utahraptor: Yo, I thought I was just getting bigger!
T-Rex: That is an interesting philosophical point! Is everything relative?
Off panel: Forget it, T-Blech! We've philosophized instead of taking action, and now the humans have won! We'll all be extinct by tomorrow!
T-Rex: Oh well! For some reason I feel as if the world would be better off without us! I only have one fear, Utahrapper: that the humans might one day invent reality television!
