T-Rex: "My ultimate woman", by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: My ultimate woman is pretty much super awesome, OKAY??
T-Rex: She loves me and she's super smart at lots of things, but I'm still smarter at a few things, like knowing how to skateboard best, and we get along really well. Oh! And she's a flapper. AND an aviatrix!
Dromiceiomimus: A flapper aviatrix, huh.
T-Rex: Yep! And she's got those retro goggles and cap and EVERYTHING.
Utahraptor: And a plane with shark teeth painted on the front!
T-Rex: Oh my god. YES.
T-Rex: And you know how they'd paint an enemy kill count tally on the side? Well she's got a bunch of cow silhouettes instead, and she's leaning against the wing eating a burger as big as her head.
Utahraptor: ...
T-Rex: ...Holy crap. I -
T-Rex: I think I just ruined myself for every other woman.
T-Rex: No regrets, Utahraptor!!
