T-Rex: Sometimes people who disagree on the future will make a public bet: I bet the ice caps will melt in 10 years, you disagree, and we go public, each betting $1000 on the outcome!
T-Rex: This, my friends, is awesome!
T-Rex: One of us will win not only $1000 dollars of PURE PROFIT, but also the pride of having been totally right for a whole decade! And the bet ties this elastic band between you and the other party: no matter how far apart you travel, you'll be snapped back together again years later for this - this SETTLING OF ACCOUNTS. I think that's special. I think that's awesome!
Utahraptor: So let's make one of these bets!
T-Rex: Yes PLEASE, Utahraptor! You're on!
T-Rex: Okay! I bet that in ten years, um... people will OFTEN refer to sex as "connecting via dialup to boner central".
Utahraptor: You're ON. Thanks for the $1000!
T-Rex: Awesome!! You're going to lose, by the way!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: I should've bet that, in ten years, he'd win the bet.
