Narrator: HOW TO KISS
T-Rex: Some people who have never kissed before worry, "What if I'm bad at it? My sweetie will never want to kiss me again!"
T-Rex: This is entirely reasonable!
T-Rex: In the high-stakes world of kissing, there's just no room for second chances. Luckily for anyone, I can teach anyone how to kiss! You simply whisper "The inside of your mouth looks a little dry", lock mouths with your partner, and then, you flood them with your saliva.
Dromiceiomimus: Oh God. That's disgusting.
T-Rex: That, Dromiceiomimus, is a very peculiar way to pronounce "erotic".
Utahraptor: You've actually kissed like that?
T-Rex: I call it, "The Inundation".
T-Rex: No, wait. "The Deluge". "The Monsoon". No, "The Happy Swamping"!
Utahraptor: Okay, promise me right now that you'll never perform anything on me that could possibly be referred to as "The Happy Swamping".
T-Rex: ...FINE.
Narrator: SIX MONTHS LATER:
T-Rex: Utahraptor!!
T-Rex: I renamed it to "The Oral Overflow"
