T-Rex: I think we can all agree that as popular culture shifts with time, there were some years that were great, and there were some years that were way terrible.

T-Rex: For example!

T-Rex: Everyone knows that the 1920s were awesome ultimate fun times (on account of flappers and swing music!), and everyone knows that the 1970s were a decade of bad decision after bad decision: a cacophony of just - really bad decisions.
Dromiceiomimus: I think that some folks like the 70s.
T-Rex: Hilarious!

T-Rex: However, I have studied the past 2000 years and come up with the DEFINITIVE cultural low.
Utahraptor: Really? 2000 years?

T-Rex: Yes, Utahraptor: I have gone over 2000 years and found the global minimum: the exact day when North American, and indeed, world culture reached its, um, opposite of zenith.
Utahraptor: Nadir.
T-Rex: Yes. And it's the day AFTER the film "Forrest Gump" was released: July 7th, 1994.
Utahraptor: But... why?

Narrator: THURSDAY, JULY 7TH, 1994: 8:04 AM. T-REX IS RUNNING TO CATCH A BUS.
Off panel: Run Forrest, run!!
T-Rex: FRIG!!
T-Rex: That's really obnoxious!