T-Rex: Before I used to dread the "what are you doing with your life" question, but not anymore! This is because I've decided what I'm doing with my life: creating SHAKESPEARE VIDEO GAMES.

T-Rex: Could this TRULY be the greatest calling ever?

T-Rex: And I already have tons of ideas, like "Richard the Third the Game"! In the introductory cinematic you trade your kingdom for a horse, and then you spend the rest of the game riding around your old kingdom on a horse.
Dromiceiomimus: So it's a platformer?
T-Rex: With stealth elements! Your horse isn't very good and so sometimes you're embarrassed about your horse, and then you have to sneak around.

Utahraptor: You really think people want to ride around on a platforming horse as Richard the Third?
T-Rex: I know I do!

Utahraptor: So, what, the ice level is called "Winter of Discontent"?
T-Rex: No, that's dumb. The ice level is called "Oh no! King Richard The Third Has Chilly Pants."
T-Rex: Look, I'm going to prototype it tonight, so by this time tomorrow, we'll see what's what.

Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: So, Utahraptor! What do you think?
Off panel: This is just a picture of Richard the Third's head on Duke Nukem's body.
T-Rex: It's as far as I got before it was too awesome!