T-Rex: My last attempt to be a motivational speaker didn't go so well. But this time I have a plan: GENERATIVE ADVICE. For example!
T-Rex: "Customers know what they want, but they want what they know!"
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, that actually sounds like good business advice, T-Rex. Customers want to buy something they're already familiar with!
T-Rex: I know, right? But I totally just made it up, according to my Generative Advice Formula. And I have tons more! Like, for a restaurant: "Customers eat what they see, but they see what they eat."
Dromiceiomimus: That one is less impressive.
T-Rex: Maybe because it follows the first one?
Utahraptor: Your advice formula is "Customers VERB1 what they VERB2, but they VERB2 what they VERB1", for all transitive verbs, right?
T-Rex: Okay YEAH it's obvious, but it works! And it can be customized to any environment. Self-help? "Do what you want, but want what you do". Writers? "Write what you know, but know what you write."
Utahraptor: Oh yeah? What about colonists?
T-Rex: "Colonize what you explore, but explore what you colonize."
Off panel: Zookeepers!
T-Rex: "Tame what you keep, but please, keep what you tame."
Off panel: Nurses?
T-Rex: "Nurses take care of the injured, but they injure who they take care of."
T-Rex: Okay, whatever! My formula is still good DESPITE nurse racism.