Narrator: HALLOWE'EN JOKES FOR CHILDREN
Narrator: AND ADULTS
Narrator: I GUESS

Narrator: HALLOWE'EN JOKES FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! Which kind of street does a ghost love best?
Dromiceiomimus: Which?
T-Rex: A DEAD END!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh my goodness!
T-Rex: I know! Should you laugh... OR RUN IN TERROR?

Narrator: HALLOWE'EN JOKES FOR PEOPLE INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE ABOUT BATS

T-Rex: Hey Utahraptor! Why don't bats live alone?
Utahraptor: I don't know, T-Rex! Why DON'T bats live alone?
T-Rex: Because they prefer to hang out with their friends!
Utahraptor: Bats are nocturnal mammals who can hang upside down while resting.

Narrator: GENERATIVE HALLOWE'EN JOKES
Off panel: What kind of pie do ghosts like?
T-Rex: BOOberry!
Off panel: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
T-Rex: Mali-BOO!
Off panel: Why do ghosts hate slavery?
T-Rex: Because... they're aBOOlitionist?