T-Rex: God, guess what I'M going to do today!
God: UM PLANT MORE FAKE GRAVES
T-Rex: Indeed!!
T-Rex: Fake graves... for EVERYONE!
T-Rex: One of them will be of a dude with the remains of a time machine, and I'm gonna put him down at the Permian-Triassic boundary (the greatest extinction event EVER, in which 95% of all marine species and 70% of all land life became extinct)! I'm gonna make it look like this guy's time machine was responsible. It'll be all there in his notebook. "My time machine accidentally blew up and is responsible for the mass extinctions. Frig."
T-Rex: All of this will go in Dromiceiomimus's back yard, which I forgot to ask permission about!
Utahraptor: And in mine?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, in YOUR back yard I'd like to bury a skeleton, but I'm gonna give him some extra fingers and also we'll cover him in feathers. People will say, "Who was this Incredible Feathered Bird Man with the crazy fingers? Was he - was he a GOD?"
Utahraptor: 'Kay!
Narrator: LATER, ON TINY-TOWNE ISLAND!
T-Rex: Tell me honestly, Mr. Tusks: do you think my grave pranks are DEFINITELY the most awesome ideas you've ever heard?
Off panel: 〚small〛 I think they're a... TINY bit awesome, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Mr. Tusks... are you just saying that for the pun?
